.: The Vancouver Southsiders :.

THE CHANTS
	Sing whenever the mood strikes... Hello, hello we are the Whitecaps boys! Hello, hello we are the Whitecaps boys! and if you are a Sounders fan surrender or you'll die! 'cos we all follow the WHITECAPS! Sing to the tune of "the Flinstones" We're Vancouver, Whitecaps southside We're Vancouver, Whitecaps southside We're Vancouver, Whitecaps southside We're Vancouver, Whitecaps southside Yabba dabba Do, Yabba Dabba Do…… Sing to the Tune of "Fergie's Red and White Army (Man U)" Lenarduzzi's Blue and White Army Lenarduzzi's Blue and White Army Lenarduzzi's Blue and White Army Lenarduzzi's Blue and White Army Sing in a machinegun like precession Attack, Attack Attack, Attack, Attack Attack, Attack Attack, Attack, Attack Sing in repetition Blue and white and sharp all over Blue and white and sharp all over Blue and white and sharp all over Sing in repetition after an opponent attempts a harsh challenge off, off, off, off, off, ……. Sing in repetition when a free kick is awarded to an opponent He fell over, he fell over, he….. Sing to the tune of "California Girls" Wish they all could be from the corner Wish they all could be from the corner Wish they all could be from the corner hmmmmmmmmmm………… When the Southside court the crowd.. East side, give us a wave East side, East side, give us a wave (repeated until east side crowd waves) Grandstand, give us a wave Grandstand, Grandstand, give us a wave (repeated until Grandstand waves) Loonie, do your job Loonie bird, Loonie bird, do your job (repeated maliciously) Sing when Caps are domininating the play Just like watching brazil Just like watching brazil (repeated several times) Sing in a home and away series (back to back games) Its gonna be a fine night tonight Its gonna be a fine day tomorrow (repeated several times) Sing while the Caps are threating to score Were gonna score in a minute score in a minute Were gonna score in a minute SCORE IN A MINUTE Sing to the tune Early in the morning/Seattle mix Your going home with a drunken sailor Your going home with a drunken sailor Your going home with a drunken sailor Early in the morning Sing to the tune of "Under Pressure (Or Ice, Ice Baby to you newbies)" Under pressure, dum de dum dum dum dum dum de de dum dum Under pressure, dum de dum dum dum dum dum de de dum dum (repeated shamelessly) Sing to the tune of "Give peace a chance" All we are saying, is give us a goal All we are saying, is give us a goal (repeated religiously) Sing to the tune of "Amazing Grace" while Caps are ahead 1 nil, 1 nil 1 nil, 1 nil 1 nil, 1 nil, 1 nil 1 nil, 1nil 1 nil, 1nil 1 nil, 1 nil, 1 nil (repeat twice) Sing to the graduation tune when the lads counter a charge We follow Vancouver all over BC, and (Burnaby) We follow Vancouver On too victory (all together now) (repeat until hoarse) Sing this chant after a Caps win, or a great homeside goal Ole, Ole, Ole Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole Ole, Ole Ode to silent opposition support: (Portland mix) Can you Portland sing? No! No! Can you Portland sing? No! No! Can you Portland sing? I can’t here a bloody thing, shhhh!!!! Sing to "You are my sunshine" You are our Whitecaps, Our only Whitecaps, You make us happy, when skies are grey You never notice, how much we luv you Oh please don’t take our Whitecaps away! Sing to the "when the saints go marching in" Oh when the Caps, Go marching in, Oh, when the Caps go marching in, Oh how I want to be in that number, When the Caps go marching in Chant when urging the home side: Come On you Lilley Whites… (repeat melodically) Chant when the Caps put on a good show: We luv you whitecaps we do, We luv you whitecaps we do, We luv you whitecaps we do, Oh Whitecaps we luv you! Chant when addressing the locals: Carefree, wherever you may be, Were from Vancouver B.C. And we don’t give a toss, Wherever you may be, ‘Cos we’re from Vancouver B.C. Serenade to opponent when Caps are up late in the match You came all this way just to lose, just to lose You came all this way just to loose, just to loose Sing to the tune of "Were not gonna take it" Your not gonna make it No, your not gonna make it Your not gonna make it In this league Serenade to the opponents during weekend Matches (I.e. Friday) Welcome to our Friday Barbeque Welcome to our Friday Barbeque Welcome to our Friday Barbeque…. (Can be substituted for Saturday, and Sunday) An aggressive chant towards opponent Boot, wrapped, round' your head got a boot wrapped round your head (repeated several times) Sing to the tune of "yellow submarine" to flounder faithful You're going down in a trident submarine trident submarine trident submarine You're going down in a trident submarine (repeated several times) Sing to all ex-MLS players in opposing line-ups Nothin, but an MLS reject Nothin, but an MLS reject (repeated several times) Sing to all short opposing players 4 foot nothing 4 foot nothing nothing but a 4 foot nothing (repeated several times) Ode to the officials 2 r's 4 e's One F-in referee (repeated emphatically) Sing to the tune of "mellow yellow" (when opposition is wearing yellow) They call them mellow yellow They call them mellow yellow (repeated several times) Ode to the Visiting Goaltender (smiths rendition tune) Hang the G K Hang the G K Hang the G K Sing to the tune of "Chim Chiminey" to refs if favoring opponent Chim Chiminey, Chim Chiminey Chim Chim, Chero We hate those lemons dressed up in blue (or yellow) (repeat shamelessly) Sing to the tune of "Rockin the Casbah" after a poor officials decision The referee he don't like us rockin the SouthSide rockin the SouthSide The referee he don't like us rockin the SouthSide rockin the SouthSide (repeat as needed) Serenade to the Official after a card is produced to a Cap Get a rope get a tree hang the referee (repeat twice) Another taunt for the opposition We went to Seattle in 86, and what did we see ABSOLUTELY NOTHING We went to Seattle in 86, and what did we do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING Chant to your hearts content: We’re here, we’re there, We’re in the atmosphere, Vancouver Vancouver, (repeat until hoarse) Chant to the opposition if the Caps are sticking it to ‘em: Can we play you, can we play you Can we play you every week? Can we play you, can we play you Can we play you every week? (repeat in machine gun fashion) A Tradition of course: White is the colour, football is the game We’re all together, and winning is our aim So cheer us on in the sun and rain ‘cause Whitecaps, Whitecaps is our name Here in Vancouver, whether rain or fine We can… shine all the time, Home or away, come see us play, Your welcome any day White is the colour, football is the game We’re all together, and winning is our aim So cheer us on in the sun and rain ‘cause Whitecaps, Whitecaps is our name… Ode’ to JJ His name is Jason Jordan, he’s the leader of our team, He is the greatest forward, the league has ever seen, He scores from free-kicks, and scores ‘em from the air, And now, he’s working over there